How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

some jokes from email that i love :)

One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,

The next day, you received this letter of reply :

Oh my dear:


I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Shouted "MEDEKA" after work

Started a job on the 21th August. Before I know what i doing actually i only know is gonna be a bit boring and have feeling to reject the job offer, because i failed Business Finance in final and the job is located at THE GARDEN at mid valley. but despite all the negative no no, i decide not to turn down the offer, is not because is Rm8 per hour but decide not to disappointed Kenny, Wilson and the nice manager(Penny)




First day of work, We are assigned to 2 location, 2 at East Entrance and 1 at River View. At the East Entrance we not sitting together, and we not allow to talk to each other, my feelings was like, WTH... i hate working with classy company ha ha. The things is my job is only *click* for each person passing by. Easy leh? but I could have died of bored. first day, i am a good boy, listen to the rules and regulations, cannot talk and cannot leave my stationed places for too long.

Day 2 : I sneak in to work with my IPOD haha.
Day 3-7 : I go sneaking to talk to my friends and go long break at toilet. bring paper to draw
Day 8 : I kill my time but listen to ipod and singing. eat behind the pillar
Day 9-11: We all learn to take turns to *click* and others go eat snake ( haha anything but work)

haha when working we could fall a sleep anytime, few things we can see at work. handsome guys with syle and pretty hot chicks like model walking in and out of THE GARDEN. but only sometimes, all people walk in and out is freaking rich i tell u. And I can notice alot of Gays and lesbian also. Gays are super stylo and checking us out when passing by, and some lesbian are just soo pretty!! even of my friends said," why go for girls? there are many good guys still" haha.. one of guy(suspected gay) keep visiting Wilson for 4 days haha.


But Glad to have this Job to be able to know more of Wilson, Kenny, Heng Hyong, YinYee and Jian Ren. And of course few staff and manager we know along the working perioud. At the last day is double the pay and also YinYee birthday on MEDEKA. at the last moment of work, I (supposly all) shouted MEDEKA!!!! haha finally the days have come to stop working :P


PS: my friends and many others who passed by accidentally, didn't know is me though i am crazy.. ha ha

Working for 15 hours

August 6 of 2009. Got a call one day before from Heng Hyong, asking me to work at Jusco Bukit Rajah, for the J-card day. I got the job along with Wilson,Will and Yin Yee. when working the briefing was very hard to remember haha, then the auntie said, the more u ask, the more u will be confuse haha.

Well.. starting at first.. we were blur.. fearing what will happen if we mess up, but thanks goodness we met a few nice friends that helping us to locate the shoe and guiding us. But the point i wanna make it is damn hard job! We stand for hours and if customer ask for a shoe, we have to run to store room which at the end of the market. Imagine we run here and there for 14 hours and only half an hour break for lunch and dinner haha, but auntie was good to buy us free food, chicken rice for lunch and KFC for dinner :P which i suggested.

It is not easy... working from 9am til the next 12am. when morning we woke up, leg pain til and feeling the leg is growing haha. One more thing i learn is Malay race customer are better than chinese haha, because when they want it, they will buy it. For chinese are too fussy haha :p its true