Monday, September 14, 2009

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

some jokes from email that i love :)



One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary!
Dear Bo$$

In thi$life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,










The next day, you received this letter of reply :
Oh my dear:


I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager



2 comments:

  1. LOL! David! where you found this?!

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  2. haha my friends sent through mails, and this the only one caught my eye haha.

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